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Back to All Recipes|RECIPE SPECID: COFFEE-DIRTY-SODA
Coffee dirty soda with cola, sweet cream, and coffee float in highball glass
Mocktail
RICH & SWEETEST: 5:00 MIN

Coffee Dirty Soda

A fizzy Utah-style rebel drink. Crisp dark cola poured over pebbled ice, charged with a shot of concentrated espresso, and finished with a splash of sweet coconut creamer and lime zest.

Calibrated with precision kitchen ratios to bring third-wave cafe balance to your home machine—balancing clean extraction clarity against luxurious dairy texture.

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CREATOR INSPIRATIONMountain Sips@mountainsips

Viral drink concept discovered on TikTok.

Extraction ChannelDC ADAPTED
Cometeer
EASY DIFFICULTY
Sweetness ProfileRich & sweet1 tsp vanilla syrup or honey
Yield1 serving5 min prep
Caffeine Potency~180 mgANY ROAST
BREWING EQUIPMENT SETUPCalibrated Adaptation

Recalibrates coffee base, pod/puck dose, and steps below for your counter machine.

Scaled Ingredients

Cometeer Formula

Step-by-Step Procedure

4 steps
1

Melt and chill the capsule.

2

Fill a tall glass with ice, soda, vanilla, and cream.

3

Pour in the melted coffee and stir once.

4

Finish with lime; skip a second capsule — the soda is the volume, the puck is the coffee.

What’s in your drink
Caffeine≈ 1.9 cups of brewed coffee
~180 mg
45% of 400 mg FDA max
SugarLight sweetness (< daily limit)
4.3g
Primarily from sweetened condensed milk, syrups, or base
Calories~22kcal
Fat0gfrom dairy / milk
Protein0.5gmilk solids

≈ Totals exclude 2 items: cola or lemon-lime soda, sweet cream or half-and-half. Real numbers are a little higher.

*Estimates from standard package labels and USDA reference values. Actual caffeine varies by bean, roast and extraction.

Build Your Coffee Bar

Recommended gear & pantry essentials for this drink

Roaster / Pod Pairing

A bold Cometeer roast or Nespresso capsule to match this build

Glassware Spec

Coupe, Collins, or heat-resistant highball for optimal visual layers

Texture & Aeration

Handheld microfrother or cobbler shaker for rich dense foam

Sweetened Condensed Milk

Longevity Brand (Ông Thọ) or Eagle Brand full-fat dairy